There was a man
Now, please take note
There was a man
Who had a goat
He loved that goat
Indeed he did
He loved that goat
Just like a kid
One day that goat
Was feeling fine
Ate three red shirts
Right off the line
His master came
And beat his back
And tied him to
A railroad track
The whistle blew
The train grew nigh
Old Logan's goat was doomed to die
He gave three shrieks
Of mortal pain
Coughed up the shirts
And flagged the train
