First off, a teaser trailer for the Batman Begins movie is out. Download it here.
Second, "I" am writing a review before Batman Begins comes to a theatre near you because I want all the idiots to realize that judging a movie before it comes out is 'we-todd-did'.
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Batman Begins was a crappy, crappy movie. I saw it with all my uber 31337 Slashdot friends last weekend after our D & D tournament. It was all of us boys and a few girls (inflatable) too. Let me say this, Batman Begins is CAMPIER then any other Batman movie or TV show EVER. Adam West has nothing on Christian Bale. Even though Bale has played great conflicted characters previously, he fails MISERABLY at Batman/Bruce Wayne. See, I told you Bale would fail ... I said it on Slashdot July 30, 2004.
I KNEW Batman Begins would suck. Ask me how. No, seriously ... ask me how so I can prove my intelligence to you ... ASK ME HOW DAMN IT. Well, here is how I knew. Since Batman I was good, Batman II was ok, Batman III sucked and Batman IV was the worst of all ... it only follows that Batman V would be even more horrible then Batman IV with Mr. Freezeinator and Posion Ivy. I AM INCREDIBLE ... my mom told me.
Anyway, Qui-Gon Jin was good in the Batman movie ... damn I love Star Wars. Oh no, wait, I should BITCH about the prequels ... not hail them even though deep down I can't get enough of Star Wars and I own all of the VHS and when the DVDs came out I preordered them so I could get them and start whacking off to stills of Natalie Portman and Carrie Fisher... my fault. PREQUELS SUCK.
The Bat-Tractor (GET IT? IT IS BATMAN's TRACTOR ... so it is the BAT ... ... ... TRACTOR!!!! HOLY FUCK I AM SMART!!!) sucked. I mean there is NO way that turbine engine could propel Batman over that building ... WHY DON'T MOVIE DIRECTORS UNDERSTAND PHYSICS ... maybe they should have consulted me since I am a geek and therefore, a physics guru and all around genius because I spend my whole day arguing on Slashdot.
Anyway, I am sorry I have to go. Slashdot is waiting for me. Oh, and EPISODE III RULED ... ... I mean, was horrible ... yeah.
Un-f**&@#^-believable.
This lame ass killed two people because he was watching a DVD ...
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AND DRIVING AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.
There is no doubt he crossed the center line and killed those people. But is it manslaughter or second-degree murder? Well, let's see ... he installed the DVD player IN THE FRONT SEAT himself, it was installed so the driver could watch without having the car in park ... hmmmm.
These are the type of people you and I drive along side of EVERY SINGLE DAY. Idiots. F*@K#&@# MORONS.
I can only file this under the "Freakin' Funny" category.
BUSH SAYS HE WANTS TO BE ... wait wait ... listen ... wait, get this ... THE PEACE PRESIDENT. BWAHAHAHA HA AHAHA LOL ROFL OMFG BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA AH
I was going HAHAH AHAHA HA comment HAHAHA AHAH on this HAHAJAJAJAHA but I can't HA HA HA stop BWA HA HA LAUGHING!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL LOL HAHA HA
I have added the Spirit of the Woods pictures to the sojourn website.
FYI, the site still has problems. Colors not matching, broken links, etc. etc. but it is still a work in progress. I know the site is FireFox, Mozilla and IE friendly. It should also still be Safari friendly. If you have some opinions ... leave a message or e-mail me.
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I am not boiling over with rant fumes but I feel this issue needs to be addressed.
ATTENTION: TO ALL OF THOSE WHO ‘POWER BIKE’ OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES ‘BICYCLIST’ … GET OFF OF MY DAMN ROAD.
Those pink and yellow spandex audacities you are wearing suck. Your aluminum alloy pedd-a-ly bike should be on the F&(#!%& SIDEWALK. Oh, and THANK YOU for wearing a helmet. I am happy to see you are concerned with safety while RIDING IN THE SAME LANE WITH 1 to 3 TON FOUR WHEELED GLUTTON TANKS (H2, Escalade) aka Urban Assault Vehicles.
And no, that little arm wave is NOT a signal that you are going to cut in front of me whilst not looking. The sparsity of your gesture should be evident. Thanks for trying. The problem is … if I accidentally tap you off your ultra-lite-flower-bike-with-bell … I get the ticket, and the fine, and the hospital bill.
An H2 driver (no, not me) considers themselves to be omnipotent beings and will not see you when they change lanes or turn a corner. Do you know why? Because while they are trying to control their hulking beast with four wheels, they are also yelling at their kids in the backseat, watching a DVD, talking on a cell phone and eating their McDonalds. Really, I tell this to you, the biker, for YOUR safety.
Don't misunderstand what I am saying. Bicycles have place ... and that place is on the sidewalk OR outside the solid white line. If your bike can't handle the acorns and driveway dirt that is on the sidewalk ... to flippin' bad. I think it is GREAT that you are using ZERO gas and you are using alternative means of transportation ... but until you learn that you are NOT part of traffic and that you SLOW things down for everyone else ... you suck.
PS. To any friend who fits the above description ... I still like you. Sort of. ;)