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October 2005 Archives
Looks like I'm not the first link for "Daniel Luke" anymore (although I'm still first for "Daniel J. Luke") :-\
Oh well. (Although it would be nice if the number one result didn't have absolutely no content).
Highlights:
Danny tried to get us to fondle his nut sack (1). Then he yelled "We want dick".
David and Elliot got to participate in one of the games during a timeout. Danny was offered a spot in one of the other games, but he declined.
Oh, and the game was good too. (The pace was a lot slower than I expected, though. I figured the starters wouldn't be playing as hard as during the normal season, but all of the guys who sit on the bench have a lot to prove still. I didn't expect them to have slower tempo than the starters.)
1). Note that said 'nut sack' was a sandwich bag filled with nuts that he was snacking on.
That's a lot of State Senators afraid of guys kissing.
Interesting ...