It is fairly obvious that I am not a web designer, if that bothers you, go look at something else.
Don't be fooled by that picture Kevin probably showed you of me (he shows _everyone_). Here I am at Apple next to an informative sign.
I don't think I'll ever find the time to actually design this (so that it looks good). The old page is here. My resume is here.
Want to know what I'm up to? Here's a list of things I want to work on (or am working on).
Each of you is a single cell in the great body of the State. And today, that great body has purged itself of parasites. We have triumphed over the unprincipled dissemination of facts. The thugs and wreckers have been cast out. Let each and every cell rejoice! For today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directive.
We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of pure ideology where each worker may bloom secure from the pests purveying contradictory and confusing truths. Our unification of thought is more powerful a weapon than any fleet or army on earth. We are one people. With one will. One resolve. One cause. Our enemies shall talk themselves to death, and we will bury them with their own confusion. We shall prevail.
